We're currently out of stock on ALL our inventory... except stickers. We have plenty of stickers. I'm currently using a pile of stickers as a chair. However, new items will be appearing shortly, so keep your head up and your browser pointed to this page.

Special Edition Moxie Stickers

This is the super cool, super nauseating MOXIE STICKER! Stick it on a notebook, spin it around, and watch the hilarity ensue*! Hours and hours of fun, guaranteed! These stickers are three and half inches of unbridled awesomeness. Like the buttons, these stickers are extremely limited, so don't be a fool... add one to your tab next time you're in the theater!

*NOTE: Please do not stick the MOXIE STICKER on your pets or sick children.

IMPORTANT: See the neat background with the old Victorian looking people? That's not part of the sticker - it's the background. The sticker is the circular thing in the middle that makes you sick if you stare it while sitting in the backseat of a car driven by your father who thinks he's the "world's greatest driver."

We're currently not selling our stuff online, which means you're out of luck if you can't make it into the theater. However, because I'm such a nice guy, I'm going to let you in on a little secret... if you contact us and tell us what you want (excluding sold out items), I'm sure we can find a way to get our goods into your hands. Deal? Deal.

Here's a nice list of all the items we don't have anymore. Take a moment to glance through and chide yourself for not being cool enough to buy them before they sold out.

Moxie Shirt Version 1.0 (SOLD OUT)

When some people say "limited edition," they don't really mean it, but we do. Only 50 of these shirts were printed (10 of each size), which makes them exceedingly rare. In fact, to drive up their value, I destroyed 4 shirts at random, bringing the total of existing shirts to 46.

If you buy one, you'll be immediately initiated into a special group of blog readers. Slip the shirt on and revel in the fact that only 45 other people IN THE WORLD can experience that same sensation of a hot, sexy Moxie Blog shirt sliding over their body. Treasure it. Treasure it.

Moxie Button Collection 1.0 (SOLD OUT)

Here come the Moxie Buttons! Put one on your shirt, pants, jacket, bag, or even on your SHIRT! These buttons will light up any party and/or social gathering, guaranteed*! Can I use one more sentence that ends with an exclamation point? Regrettably, no. Two of the three buttons were hand-drawn by yours truly, the other was designed on a computer... by a robot's hand!

*NOTE: We don't REALLY guarantee the efficacy of the Moxie Buttons at lighting up anything. In fact, being as they're made of metal and genuine leprechaun bone, they are quite hard to burn.